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In the interest of liberals everywhere I offer the following slogans/soundbites/commercials for the weekend.
They couldn’t get body armor to our troops in Iraq or food to people suffering in New Orleans. They said there were WMDs in Iraq and the levees would hold during Katrina.
They won’t talk to North Korea, but they will send people to be tortured in Syria.
They want to cut taxes for the rich but oppose raising the minimum wage.
They say homosexuality is a sin but fail to police sexual predators in their own party.
The are against renewing the voting rights bill, but favor gerrymandering Latino voters.
They say they are in control in Iraq–that there is no civil war–but let the Shiite government tell them to give up Iranian prisoners and conduct Saddam Hussein’s execution in such a way that it increases sectarian divisions.
They swear no child will be left behind then cut funds for Native American education.
They all say they support their president, but they don’t want to have their pictures taken with him.
They say they want schools to teach different views of creation, but they don’t want them to do it in Spanish.
They say they are for a free press, but want the FCC to approve media ownership provisions that would allow two companies to control 90% of the media.
They are against bias in the media if it is Bill Moyers, but are all for Ann Coulter, Bill O’Reilly. And Rush Limbaugh.
They say they are the party of values, but their reign has included Abu Ghraib, Foley, Abramoff, Halliburton, Enron, and paying the press to publish favorable stories.
They say they want to increase the troops in Iraq and provide more funds for Iraqi schools and entrepreneurs, but won’t increase aid to American inner city schools or entrepreneurs.
They say we must be responsible and accountable in our schools but not in Iraq or New Orleans.
They are against Childrens Health Insurance because it costs too much and is socialized medicine, but are in favor of spending money on a socialized military dominated by the likes of Blackwater.
GOP stands for Gouge Our Pocketbooks.
GOP stands for Goofiness Often Prevails.
GOP stands for Gerrymander Our Politics.
GOP stands for Greed Over Principle.
GOP stands for Generates Overseas Polarity.
GOP stands for Gloom Over Prosperity.
GOP stands for Great Oil Profits.
GOP stands for Give [to] Our Plutocrats.
GOP stands for Generator Of Problems.
GOP stands for Grasping Outrageous Propositions.
GOP stands for Government Operating Prejudiciously.
GOP stands for George Often Perplexed.
GOP stands for Google Our President (that one’s for Technorati), but you’d be surprised what you find when you actually Google George W. Bush.
Please feel free to add your own slogans in the comments section.
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