The Bailout Legislation Ought to Be Called the Failout Platypus Bill

Someone once described a Platypus as an animal designed by a committee, a description which also applies to the Failout Bill that supposedly was agreed on last night by the Vichy Democrats and the Bush Administration. As readers have come to expect of this blog, I sat up last night and read all 110 pages of it. Normally reading a Congressional Bill after midnight is as good as a sleeping pill for putting me out, but this bill contains so many outrageous provisions that instead of sleeping the darned thing kept me awake. I don’t think I have been this outraged over a piece of legislation since the Patriot Act.
Like the Patriot Act somehow the Democratic Party finds itself in the bizarre position of supporting the Republicans’ latest bad decision. Once again these Democrats fell meekly into line backing a decision–which as we shall see–creates unprecedented dictatorial powers. Even more Bush’s solution to the problem is not even endorsed by his own party! Some people have taken to referring to them as Republicrats, but my new nickname for them is Vichy Democrats, in honor of those French people who collaborated with the Nazis.
Nancy Pelosi’s Stake
That the opposition party should bailout a sitting President from the opposite party over such a significant piece of legislation is, I believe, unprecedented in American history, certainly in the last hundred years or so. The villain in this piece–as it she has been in so many Vichy-type collaborations–is one Nancy Pelosi, a millionaire who according to opensecrets.com ranks ninth on the list of the richest in the House with a net worth of $38 million in money from resorts, real estate, wineries and other assorted ventures.
According to a disclosure form marked hand-delivered May 15, 2008 at 4:41 here are some of the financial ties of Pelosi in alphabetical order: AIG ($250-$500,000)–yes THAT AIG that recently was bailed out, Bank of America ($15-$50,000), Financial Leasing Services ($100-$250,000), Fourty-Five Belden Corporation ($1-$5 million), Granite Ventures ($250-$500,00), Interactive Brokers Group ($100-$250,000), Mathews International Fund ($50-$100,00), McGratth Rentcorp ($250-$500,00), Morningstar ($250,000-$500,000), Robert Half ($50-$100,000), Union Bank of San Francisco ($100-$250,000), Union Bank Investment Services ($100-$250,000), W. R. Hambrecht (%150$50,000), Wells Fargo ($100-$250,000). This yields a grand total of several million dollars in financial investment companies.
The real clincher in Pelosi’s disclosure form is the section on liabilities which lists over $40 million in mortgage liabilities! No wonder she wants a mortgage bailout. She also maintains $12 million in lines of credit from various banks.
It is important to know the stake Pelosi had in the bailout because it helps you to understand how such an atrocious piece of legislation could have passed the United States Congress.
The Vichy Democrats
Over the past few years there have been many low points for the Democratic Party, but perhaps none matches this unprecedented collaboration with a lame duck–or lame platypus, incompetent President in the midst of the worst financial crisis since the Great Depression. Mark my words, the Democrats have handed the GOP a campaign issue on a silver platter.
To give one example, the woman running for reelection in my district, a loose cannon named Michele Bachmann, was considered highly vulnerable before the Vichy Democrats sprung into action. But with Pelosi trying to protect her AIG investment, Bachmann has been making the rounds of the usual Faux News talk shows trumpeting her opposition to the bailout. What formerly ranked as one of the more competitive seats in Congress, one the Democrats hoped to win and increase their majority, has now become a relatively safe seat, all thanks to one Nancy Pelosi.
The Vichy Democrats, like the Vichy French, use the excuse that someone had to do something and this was the best alternative. They probably did not expect anyone to read the one hundred and ten pages of Congressional legalese. Well, this writer has and what is in there was enough to keep me awake half the night.
That someone needed to do something has been obvious for at least a year or more, but this bill is the wrong solution for the wrong problem at the wrong time putting the wrong people in charge. If you have nothing better to do with your time you need to call your representative and tell them what you think. If you are a Democrat you might call Nancy Pelosi and tell her she may just have cost the Democrats the White House by supporting a sitting Republican President.
The Platypus Bill’s Key Assumption
Scientists only recently have figured out the genetics of a platypus. With a bill like a duck and a body that resembles a beaver it appears to have been put together by a clever taxidermist bent on playing a cruel joke, which is exactly what people first thought when they saw specimens. The platypus turned out to be real, but this bill looks like it is a cruel hoax played on the American people. Perhaps time will prove it otherwise, as it did with the platypus, but right now it is a fraud.
Pelosi and others kept evoking none other the Republican Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson and Federal Reserve Chair Ben Bernanke as the chief experts in this crisis and their chief reasons for supporting the bill. Both told anyone who would listen, the crisis was desperate and needed a bailout. Some dropped dark hints that behind closed doors the two painted an even gloomier scenario.
The standard line in defense of the bill goes something like this: if this crisis continues the average American stands to lose their shirt and a lot more. But data from a study by the Economic Policy Institute show a different picture. According to the study:
It probably would surprise a lot of people to know that less than half of American households are invested in the stock market in any form–either directly or indirectly through mutual funds or 401(k)s. [My emphasis]
Stock ownership remains concentrated among the wealthiest households. The wealthiest 20% of households own over 90% of all stock value.
The study found that for most of us:
The one area of most consistent good news is home ownership. In 2005, nearly 69% of households owned their own homes, a significant increase over the 64% ownership rates of a decade ago. Since 1999, the most dramatic increases came for Hispanics, whose home ownership grew to 49.5% or by 4 percentage points in 2005.
So, in short, stock market problems are not a problem for the average American. They are problems for the Nancy Pelosi’s of the world. What is a problem, as it has been for some time, is the real estate crash. The Platypus Bill does little to solve this problem. That is why I say it is the wrong bill for the wrong problem.
What’s In the Bill
What is in the bill of this platypus? Even if we do grant the Vichy Democrat’s defense that this bill was needed, does the bill itself cure the problem or does it contain provisions that should have us all staying awake at night? Let’s run through a few key sections.
The bill begins with one of the more grammatically tortuous sentences to grace a piece of legislation:
To provide authority for the Federal Government to purchase and insure certain types of troubled assets for the purposes of providing stability to and preventing disruption in the economy and financial system and protecting taxpayers, and for other purposes.
Whenever you see that phrase “for other purposes” hold onto your wallet. But note the laundry list of purposes that come before that. In one neat stroke of the pen this bill will provide stability to the economy, prevent disruption of the economy AND protect taxpayers. It’s as if the entire New Deal were wrapped up in one piece of legislation! Even for Congressional hyperbole this has to be at the top of the list, for it sounds like one of those middle-of-the-night infomercials that promise if you just call this toll-free number you, too, can be as rich as Nancy Pelosi.
Authority of Treasury Secretary
The first real eye-opener comes in the section titled “authority,” referring to the authority of the Secretary of the Treasury. Here is the actual language:
The Secretary is authorized to establish a troubled asset relief program (or ‘‘TARP’’) to purchase, and to make and fund commitments to purchase, troubled assets from any financial institution, on such terms and conditions as are determined by the Secretary, and in accordance with this Act and the policies and procedures developed and published by the Secretary.
Like a lot of bills, my guess is that those who wrote did not think people would spend much time reading it, because there is language in this paragraph that makes this bill already one of the worst pieces of legislation ever passed. Note that the paragraph gives the Treasury Secretary, not some bipartisan group, not some nonpartisan equivalent to the SEC or other financial regulator, the authority to “make fund commitments” and “purchase troubled assets.”
Then comes the clincher, “on such terms and conditions as are determined by the Secretary.” No Treasury Secretary in history has received this power. Had FDR proposed such a thing during the New Deal they would have called him a dictator.
But it gets worse in the final phrase of the paragraph: “the policies and procedures developed and published by the Secretary.” In essence we are handing to one person the authority to control the entire bailout process. This is why I call the Democrats who support this legislation Vichy Democrats because they are like the French who caved in to a dictator.
If we are going to invest the ability to solve this crisis in one person let us at least pick Warren Buffett, who has at least shown he knows how to invest a dollar rather than some political hack appointed by the worst President since Herbert Hoover. Henry Paulson could hold a Nobel Prize in economics, but the idea of entrusting one person with such economic power is sheer madness. No cabinet official has received such sweeping powers since the Patriot Act gave the Secretary of State the power to declare who is a terrorist.
The Bush Administration may be enamored with dictatorial solutions, but that does not mean that the rest of America has to accept them. For once the right wingers are on to something: this is a growth in federal power that is dangerous and wrong-headed.
Later on in the bill you begin to see how far-reaching this authority becomes:
Upon request of a financial institution, the Secretary may guarantee the timely payment of principal of, and interest on, troubled assets in amounts not to exceed 100 per- cent of such payments. Such guarantee may be on such terms and conditions as are determined by the Secretary, provided that such terms and conditions are consistent with the purposes of this Act.
So in plain English, the Secretary of the Treasury may decide who to bail out and determine the terms and conditions of the bailout!
The Bailout Fund
Two pages later we find out:
There is established a Troubled Assets Insurance Financing Fund that shall consist of the amounts collected pursuant to paragraph (1), and any balance in such fund shall be invested by the Secretary in United States Treasury securities, or kept in cash on hand or on deposit, as necessary.
This is the notorious bailout fund and it contains another clause to keep you awake at night allowing the Dictator of the Treasury to keep the fund in “cash on hand.” Now you don’t need to be a wingnut to wonder about the federal government being given the authority to keep “cash on hand.” The law does not stipulate how much or what percentage may be kept “on hand,” how long it may be kept there, or–get this–even putting any restrictions on its use. This is simply amazing. What idiots could have drawn up such legislation. A group of first year law students could do better.
After this shocker, the bill goes on to grant us some relief, listing twenty-some pages of required reports, as if reports will somehow resolve the issues raised by creating a Dictator of the Treasury.
Waiving of Contracts
As long as we are going to create a Dictator of the Treasury why not give that person the ability to waive all contract procedures, which is exactly what this bill proposes:
For purposes of this Act, the Secretary may waive specific provisions of the Federal Acquisition Regulation upon a determination that urgent and compelling circumstances make compliance with such provisions contrary to the public interest.
PLEASE, PLEASE if you read nothing else in this essay or this bill read this paragraph; then read it again. The language needs no explanation, but it should inspire the anger of every American who still has an ounce of the blood that flowed through those folks who hosted the Boston Tea Party.
I am no expert on federal law, but I have read a fair number of Supreme Court cases and legislation and studied enough American history to tell you that there has been no instance that I know of in which a government official has not only been allowed but been directed to act “contrary to the public interest.” If the Dictator of the Treasury is not acting in the public interest whose interest is this person acting on behalf of? Nancy Pelosi?
Mortgage Foreclosure Help
The Dictator of the Treasury has all the power here also. But what is notable about this section is how little it offers. It essentially gives the Dictator the power to change interest rates and other terms, but offers no real systemic solution to the issue. If you have a mortgage and read this section (which isn’t that long in keeping with its shallowness) you should be VERY worried.
Executive Compensation
This was supposed to be the centerpiece of the bill, the one that would finally crack the whip on those overpaid CEOs responsible for all this mess. It was the bone the Vichy Democrats tossed the rest of us when they claimed they really had to wrestle with the President to get an agreement on this legislation.
Now I have long been and remain a critic of America’s outrageous executive salaries which are matched nowhere else in the world, except maybe by members of the Saudi Royal Family. Bur frankly right now, CEO salaries are not at the top of my “to do” list for this crisis. Executive salaries did not cause this crisis and curbing them will not resolve it. This is a classic example of Peter Senge’s dictum that the problem is not the people, it’s the system.
But what are we given? The Dictator of the Treasury is again given the power to control this:
the Secretary shall require that the financial institution meet appropriate standards for executive compensation and corporate governance.
That’s it folks. That is what the vaunted section on executive compensation amounts to–it gives the Dictator of the Treasury the power to determine if the compensation is excessive or not.
WIFMs
A friend of mine who is a management consultant says a popular phrase among his kind is “WIFM,” as in “What’s In It For Me.” So what are the WIFMs in this legislation? Several Democrats have stated that it leaves out bankruptcy reform, which given the current financial crisis is urgently needed. What they fail to tell you is some of these same Vichy Democrats voted to tighten the bankruptcy laws. Now they have seen the error of their ways and want to fix their mistake.
This is commendable, but the mistake they really need to fix is the repeal of Glass-Steagall, which is at the heart of this mess. But I have said enough on that elsewhere.
In this bill the WIFM that you look for in vain–and one of the things that kept me up last night–was that given this bill creates a Dictator of the Treasury and gives this person unprecedented power, what about the poor Americans like you and me whose taxes will foot the bill for this? We are entrusting our money to ONE person so we should expect SOMETHING in return.
What you get is nothing. If the corporations get bailed out with your dollars, you would think you would get something for doing that, but in this bill there are no provisions for rebates if these corporations get back on their feet or anything else.
Even more galling, as umpteen commentators have pointed out, we are bailing out the Nancy Pelosi’s of this world who made the bad decision to invest half a million in AIG, but doing nothing for the majority of Americans who have nothing in the stock market. This is a rich person’s bill, intended to shore up the creaky investments of the likes of Nancy Pelosi but it offers little in the form of relief for those of us who are paying outrageous food and fuel prices and wondering if we will be the next to be foreclosed. It’s like solving the Depression by bailing out J.P. Morgan.
It’s All Politics
John McCain has already come out in favor of this bill and Barack Obama has wimped his way through it, but what is not being said is that the Vichy Democrats have put their candidate in a difficult position. There are some long-term, behind the scenes implications at work here. The most serious is that the Vichy Democrats never bothered to consult with Obama when they put this deal together. He was about as much a consideration in this deal as you and I.
It is hard to walk in another person’s shoes, but John McCain has done an excellent job of distancing himself from his party’s Herbert Hoover and even his party itself. Americans are as leery about the Democrats as they are of the Republicans, seeing both as responsible for the Era of Bad Feelings. This bill would have presented Obama with the perfect opportunity to declare he will govern on behalf of the American people who oppose this bill in overwhelming numbers not the Democratic Party.
Even more appalling is that if ever there was an opportunity for the Democrats to demonstrate to the American people that they are the Party of the people while the GOP is the Party of the rich this is it. And what do the Democrats do? Perhaps with leaders like Pelosi, the Democrats no longer do represent the people.
Pick up That Phone
I apologize for not getting this out earlier, but I did not get my hand on a copy of the bill until about eleven last night. As I write this Congress is debating it. But that means you still have some time to call your Representative and tell them what you think. I have purposely included language from the bill so you might be able to cite specific sections you oppose.
But above all, you need to speak out as loud as you can against the creation of the Dictator of the Treasury. In this lies the scary part of this legislation.
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